About Bullshit Unashamed Stupid Human (BUSH)

A presidential resume
george w. bush
HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

Attacked and took over two countries.

Appointed radically right wing conservatives judges on Friday evenings while Congress was in recess to avoid the standard procedure

Spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

Shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history

Set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

Set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

The first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

The first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

Within the first year in office, set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (it was tough to beat daddy's, but did).

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.

Set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.

In the first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

Cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.

Set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.

Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

Set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of television.

Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.

Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

Cut health care benefits for war veterans.

Set the all-time record for the most people (15 million) worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest him, shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of human kind.

Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

Made his presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

Members of his cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).

The first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.

The first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, the "Bureau of Homeland Security".

Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but he did it!!).

The first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

The first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board (go figure).

Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

The first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

The all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to his campaign, who is also one of his best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

The first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

The first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

Took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11,and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
diplomatic failure in US and world history).

The first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

Change US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

Set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investment in corporations bidding for government contracts.

Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

Created, in just over two years, the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the country has been since the Civil War.

Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years, turned every single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

Has at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

Was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.

Refused to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of his tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to his fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into his insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which he served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings he (or his VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

PERSONAL REFERENCES:

Please speak to his daddy or uncle jim (James Baker) They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they are helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the next one.
(Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election. Send this link to as many citizens you think would be helped to be
reminded about his record.)

There is a village in Texas missing its idiot!